Is there nothing too trashy for the Washington Post?

"The Church of the Rapture and Paradise Liquor prepare to leave corner of 14th and T behind."

Nice headline. At first I thought it was an article about a star-crossed D.C. romance. Turns out it's about the real estate boom.

From the article: "When the Church of the Rapture sells for $10 million this year, the Pentecostal storefront on the corner of 14th and T streets NW hits the jackpot. Pastor Theresa Garrison always says that God channels his wishes through her, and when He said, "Sell," it was near the peak of a commercial real estate boom on 14th Street.".

I'm just glad she assumed God meant "sell the church" - if He had spoke to someone else in that part of the 'hood, it might have ended with Paradise Liquor throwing a twenty on the nightstand while Church of the Rapture packed up the little soaps and shampoo.