Because, yes, you do care.

Update #1: We are staying in place for another school year, while the new house is built in PlaceWe'reMovingTo. The only minor drawback is that means another year at PlaceIWork. So, yeah, another 12 months of soul-sucking corporate hell...and I'll only teach one class in the fall. So, at least I'm still living close to comedy clubs and Starbucks.

Update #2: Many of my favorite in-the-Internet friends are either stressed out, burned out, or otherwise abandoning me, er, I mean, vacationing. So, I'm a big crybaby because these people don't live solely to entertain me. Sniff.

Update #3: The Poaikots and I are traveling to NYC on Thursday for a little vacation, sans offspring. My sister and nephew are joining us for their first ever jaunt to the Big Apple. Guilty admission? We're mainly going to take advantage of the last two days of Restaurant Week. Because I? Am a food whore. Like Gwen, I'm a food snob who wants really good food but also will snarf Jack In The Box tacos. If we had them in Northern Virginia, which we don't, but I miss them from my days in Albuquerque. Tacos, and LottaBurger. So, I'm going to New York to whore it up FOR CHEAP in the city's restaurants.

Update #4: I'm going to take another class at the Improv, with a small group that will focus on joke writing. Or what another comic haughtily refers to as "material development". So, I will have to quash the urge to "develop" "material" about what a snide, unfunny assjack he is.