Anatomy Lesson

J1 (my nine year old): Mommy, Daddy taught me a new word.
Me: What is it?
J1: VAGINA.
Me (head snapping to the PAOIKOTS): And why did you teach him that word?
PAOIKOTS: Because when [great-grandmother of J1s best friend] asked him how he liked the Hannah Montana poster they gave him, he told her that he needed to move it down on his bedroom wall. It was up too high.
Me: And that translates to "vagina" how?
PAOIKOTS: He said when he kissed it goodbye this morning, he had to kiss her on her penis.
Me:
Me:
Me: Oh.
J1: Hannah Montana's hot, Mommy! Her vagina's hot!

Kid obviously has her confused with Paris Hilton.