I? Am an ass.

An update: the friend that I was hesitant to contact? Contacted her. She was tickled to hear from me.

So not only am I an unreliable friend, apparently I'm also paranoid and jump to conclusions and create my own DRAMA, which is the worst kind.

In other news, despite these traits, I've been invited to attend some festivities associated with Jagosaurus and the Almighty Ogre and his family. Can. Not. Wait.
Though it's not yet clear if I'm expected to provide Scandalous Behavior or Steadying Influence. I can do both, you know. You just have to place your order early.