Jagosaurus, revealed!

more cat pictures

Note the books in the background.

This is her in cat form.

"But Pa! I love that dog!"

From the Wikipedia entry for Melissa Gilbert* (Laura? Little House On The Prairie? C'mon, where were you in 1975?)

"In 2006, Gilbert appeared as Shari Noble, a patient looking to reconstruct her nipples after committing zoophilia with her dog in a season 4 episode of Nip/Tuck. Beginning in August 2008, Gilbert will appear in a musical version of Little House on the Prairie at the Guthrie Theater in Minneapolis. She will play the character Ma.^[2]

For her contribution to the television industry, Gilbert has a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame at 6429 Hollywood Blvd."

Yeah, the bold is mine. Because wtf? I can't decide if taking that role makes her 87 different kinds of awesome or Tori Spelling.

Thanks to Maven for nudging me to the entry in wikipedia.

*I've been told by a number of people that she is the celebrity I most resemble. Even from people who haven't seen my nipples.

Rowr.

The scene: Parking lot of Baja Fresh. Trasherati and Jag are slowing to wait for two pedestrians to amble past so they can pull into a parking space. The pedestrians appear to be two young, pretty blonde things - strappy heels and the prancing gait that accompanies them, big sunglasses, small purses awkwardly swaying in the crook of their arms...as they get closer, though, we realize that these women are, in fact, closer in age to Trasherati.

Trasherati (muttering): Come on ladies, get your Botoxed selves on past.

Jag: I thought cougars moved faster than that.